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Selig: Next All-Star Game To Determine U.S. Foreign Policy | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

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Selig: Next All-Star Game To Determine U.S. Foreign Policy July 20, 2006 | Onion Sports MILWAUKEE—After four years in which the outcome of the All-Star Game determined home-field advantage in the World Series, Commissioner Bud Selig has announced that Major League Baseball will attempt to increase fan interest by allowing the game's outcome to determine the direction of the United States foreign policy. "We have been working closely with the players' union and the State Department to align opposing theories of American involvement overseas with our two leagues," Selig said in a press conference Tuesday. "Since 'This Time It Counts' didn't resonate with the fans, we're hoping that 'All-Star Game 2007: The Fate Of The Free World Hangs In The Balance' will build more excitement." Although the exact details of the plan have yet to be determined, Selig said that a National League victory would almost certainly result in completely open borders, renewed relations with Cuba, and the withdrawal of coalition forces from Iraq.

Heaven Less Opulent Than Vatican, Reports Disappointed Pope | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

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Heaven Less Opulent Than Vatican, Reports Disappointed Pope April 13, 2005 | Issue 41•15 HEAVEN—The soul of Pope John Paul, which entered heaven last week following a long illness, expressed confusion and disappointment Saturday, upon learning that the Celestial Kingdom of God to which the departed faithful ascend in the afterlife is significantly less luxurious than the Vatican's Papal Palace, in which the pope spent the past 26 years of his earthly life.

WWE: Illegal Mexican Wrestlers Taking Smackdowns American Wrestlers Don't Want | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

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WWE: Illegal Mexican Wrestlers Taking Smackdowns American Wrestlers Don't Want March 29, 2006 | Issue 42•13 | Onion Sports STAMFORD, CT—In response to criticism over World Wrestling Entertainment hiring policies, World Wrestling Entertainment Chairman Vince McMahon defended the league's reliance on Mexican wrestlers as "the only way fans can witness the grueling, bone-crunching maneuvers that American wrestlers want nothing to do with."

Goddamn Findings Fail To Support Researcher's Hypothesis | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

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Goddamn Findings Fail To Support Researcher's Hypothesis April 5, 2006 | Issue 42•14 LANCASTER, CA—Test data on superconductivity in aligned-crystal bismuth-mercury ceramics failed to support physicist Charles Antonini's carefully-fucking-conceived hypothesis, he told the journal Nature yesterday. "It seems the goddamn math is correct, so I obviously must not have taken other motherfucking factors into account," said Antonini, who had dedicated the past nine years of his life to "solving the cunt of an obstacle to miniature supercomputers." An unexpurgated account of Antonini's studies in cryomatrix crystallography will be published in the journal Cock-Sucking Science.

Wikipedia Celebrates 750 Years Of American Independence | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

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Wikipedia Celebrates 750 Years Of American Independence Founding Fathers, Patriots, Mr. T. Honored July 26, 2006 | Issue 42•30 NEW YORK—Wikipedia, the online, reader-edited encyclopedia, honored the 750th anniversary of American independence on July 25 with a special featured section on its main page Tuesday.

Sports’ Greatest Hits at One Web Site (but There’s a Catch) - New York Times

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Sports’ Greatest Hits at One Web Site (but There’s a Catch) ESPN.com consolidated many of its archives in a video package called ESPN 360, but only a few broadband providers offer the service. Sign In to E-Mail This Print Reprints Save By DAVID S. JOACHIM Published: July 31, 2006 It’s a sports fan’s dream: instant, on-demand access to classic sports moments like Muhammad Ali’s knockout of Sonny Liston in 1965 or Dwight Clark’s leaping catch in the back of the end zone to take the 49ers to the Super Bowl in 1982 or Kirk Gibson’s last-gasp home run to win Game 1 of the 1988 World Series for the Dodgers.

Advertising Age - Chrysler's 'Dr. Z' Campaign Fails to Halt July Sales Slump

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Chrysler's 'Dr. Z' Campaign Fails to Halt July Sales Slump Buyers Unswayed by $225 Million Worth of Ads Starring Chairman By Jean Halliday Published: July 30, 2006 DETROIT (AdAge.com) -- Dr. Z can't give 'em away. Despite reviving the blistering employee-discount program slammed as "marketing crack," U.S. sales are down a cool 17% at Chrysler Group in July over last year. And, although the $225 million ad barrage featuring Dieter Zetsche was impossible to escape, it did little to lure prospective buyers.