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Lou Piniella's First Big Move As Cubs Manager Is To Resign

October 19, 2006 | Onion Sports

CHICAGO—During his formal introduction as Cubs manager Tuesday, Lou Piniella announced that his first and only managerial decision will be to step down immediately and permanently from his new position—a bold, unexpected move that he successfully carried out just moments later. "My time in Chicago has been great, and it feels like it was just yesterday that I started this job, but I truly believe that this move will give me a better opportunity to win," Piniella said at the press conference while ceremoniously removing a Cubs hat and jersey. "I'm very excited about leaving this team." After the announcement, Cubs GM Jim Hendry praised Piniella's sound judgment and pure baseball instinct, saying that "his ability to make quick, smart decisions like this one is exactly why we hired him."

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The Onion | Carbon-Monoxide Detector With Snooze Button Recalled

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Carbon-Monoxide Detector With Snooze Button Recalled

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Mister Rogers' Neighborhood Gerrymandered To Serve King Friday's Make-Believe Agenda | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

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Mister Rogers' Neighborhood Gerrymandered To Serve King Friday's Make-Believe Agenda September 19, 2006 | Issue 42•38 MISTER ROGERS' NEIGHBORHOOD, PA—A plan to radically redistrict Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood to further cement the control of the powerful King Friday XIII political machine is expected to pass this week and deeply affect current taxation structure, voting patterns, and services. "Meow-me-meow can't afford meow property tax as it stands now meow, and meow don't want everything I've worked for to be destroyed meow," said one resident, who asked to remain anonymous. Among the anticipated changes are sharp cutbacks in speedy deliveries, the elimination of trolley routes to such low-income districts as Someplace Else and the platypus mound, as well as the destruction of the Museum-Go-Round to make room for a massive new headquarters for The Electric Company.

Report: Majority Of Americans Unprepared For Apocalypse | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

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Report: Majority Of Americans Unprepared For Apocalypse September 13, 2006 | Issue 42•37 WASHINGTON, DC—Over 87 percent of Americans are unprepared to protect themselves from even the most basic world-ending scenarios, according to a study released Monday by the nonpartisan doomsday think-tank The Malthusian Institute.

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Evolution of Dance